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Happy September 9th to everyone!

Written by chImp at 10 Sep 2004 01:43:12:

I just celebrated 9/9 having two consecutive masturbations (both successful!).
All with just the help of my right hand, "www.goatlist.com", loads of testosterone and a foreskin I managed to fix by the means of stretching.

2 years ago (exactly) I couldn't imagine that my phimosis problem - which caused the worst day of my life - would be eradicated after two years. I am eternally grateful for this. I have ordered an appointment with my GP Wednesday next week - I'll tell him all about how phimosis OUGHT to be treated.

Even 1 year ago I wasn't totally convinced that my problem was 100% solved, because I still couldn't masturbate normally and still hadn't tested out my equipment in battle.

But now, 2004, I lived through a whole year where I could expect the impossible to become possible, unbelievable to be become believable, dreams to come true.

I truly feel great and alive. All I wanna do is to undress my cute next door neighboour(ess) or most of the girls I see around on the bus, on the street, in the university. Girls are great!

So anyway, if you (the reader) are struggling with a problem of your own, make a pledge right here, right now: "I know my problem can be fixed so that I'll be satisfied with the result. I know that if I work hard, I'll fix my problem. I know I won't give up. I know I can bring hope and inspiration to others if I suceed"

Let's make September 9th the official day of Hope. The day of the struggling phimosed people. I mean we are quite privileged, aren't we? The same way the laws of economics work against the people of the 3rd world, the laws of physics work FOR us, phimosed people! We have a problem that, unlike Africas, is quite solvable!

So cheer up and start stretching and I'll congratulate you with your progress the next September 9th!!!


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