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One more thing

Written by Phillip at 07 May 2002 04:22:58:

As an answer to: Outbreak of rare disease written by Phillip at 07 May 2002 00:29:26:

>The United Kingdom Ministry of Health has announced the discovery of a rare affliction within the UK by a male aged 25 who shall be identified only as AJ.
>The disease has been named enigmalcerebralsclerosis and carries with it a set of symptons which have confused medical practioners. The reason for the confusion is that the victim of the disease exhibits symptons which contradict each other.
>The symptons in this case involve brain activity and general behavior. The most debilitating sympon is know as constipation of the brain which causes the normal process of developing conclusions to be disrupted. In the case of AJ, he is no longer able to process facts in a manner necessary to come to a logical conclusion. He has developed what is commonly called the jumpingtoconclusions syndome. The contradictory sympton which runs concurently with the brain constipation is known as diarrhea of the mouth. Symptons include running off at the mouth, false accusations, and public questioning of authority. Advanced cases are recognized by continued repeating of statements which are known to be false. AJ has displayed this type of behavior, and under observation, has been declared to be worsening. Victims also seem uncommonly attached to the first physician who has treated them, even when the treatment was damaging. They also adamantly deny the harm, and refuse to seek treatment from physicians with known ability to help the disease.
>While the disease is not fatal, it is highly contageous under the right set of circumstances. The passing of the antagonist is by online transmissions of untruthful advice given to gullible recipients who believe it to be factual.
>The only known cure for the disease is circumcision of the heart. Unfortunately, the medical practioners don't have time to read the latest breakthroughs in medical science and many rely upon verbal accounts from colleagues. In the case of AJ's physician, he did just such, and unfortunately misinterpreted the message of the cure. What he thought he heard was circumcision of the foreskin, which he did perform on AJ. Unfortunately, because of the attachment this creates within the patient, AJ has mistaken his treatment as being the cure, when in reality, it has become part of the confusion of the constipated brain while also contributing to the diarrhea of the mouth.

My summary left out another sympton and the reason for the unusual cure. The symptom is hardening of the heart. It is caused by a leak of the toxin in the brain from the brain constipation. These same toxins cause the heart to harden up resulting in the behavioral patterns of disrespect. By circumcising the heart it is able to be freed from the effects of the toxic infection.

There is a proven step-by-step approach for the affliction which, while not widely recognized by the people, is an ancient disease, having existed since the beginning of time. The afflicted must first recognize that they have problems. A public admission works best. Then the subject must be willing to undergo the cleansing of the heart, a totally free service provided by the inventor of the cure. The subject makes a plea for help, and miraculously the cure is instanteously available to him and his heart is circumcised without cutting. All it takes is belief, so simple, that the inventor writes in his book about coming to the belief as a child. For the effect to last, the subject must put aside his past actions of disrespect toward authority, and his deceptive practice of offering false hope. Thereafter, he must keep in contact with support groups who will help him to understand more about the amazing cure and its founder. In time, he can become a counselor to others who are afflicted with varying degrees of this dreaded one, and others more common to man. Amazingly, the book on the subject is widely available, and is also a best seller, but few understand the true nature of what it teaches about afflictions and the cure. The founder of the cure has warned them however, and has even outlined in advance the course of history which they are destined to follow. Even as the events unfold before them as written they continue to deny the truth of his teachings.

Those afflicted are also warned that without cure they will suffer greatly and eventually be separated from the cure despite their pleas for help.


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