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Re: Scrutiny...

Written by chimp at 23 Mar 2003 23:52:25:

As an answer to: Scrutiny... written by AJ at 23 Mar 2003 21:25:06:

>It's interesting that you shy away from scrutiny, Jim. Do you have something you want to hide?

He's not THAT special. I think I have a profile on him now. Listen to this:

**** The Story of Jim ****

The boy Jim was born in a suburban town somewhere in mid-USA. Somehow he was spared from circumcision by his savvy parents. He grew up and fell in love with a cute girl called Sandy. She was and remains his only sexual partner throughout his life. They married in 1987. In 1989 Sandy gave birth to a boy (the boy's name is a bit unusual, so I can't guess what it is).

The sweet Sandy suddenly turned out to have an opinion Jim couldn't tolerate: she wanted the boy to be circumcised, backed by her circumcised father. Jim was highly against it, but won the argument. This somewhat alienated him from his father-in-law.

The argument about the boy's penis didn't end there. At the age of 11 the boy got an infection in his foreskin, due to phimosis. The doctor recommended circumcision. Jim fought so hard about the issue 11 years ago that he simply said "no". He started searching all over the web to find an alternate way. He told his son to stretch his foreskin. He WATCHED his son in the beginning while he was doing the stretching exercises, making him feel highly uncomfortable.

AJ, I don't know the rest yet, my imagination stops there.

>>More importantly, you are the one with the problem, not I, so let's focus upon you Chimpy.

He meant phimosis, AJ. If you have suggestions for my story, please contribute. I did not fit the Christian fundamentalism in there yet, but I'm working on it!


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