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Re: About Ralesk...

Written by Ivan at 04 Apr 2003 16:28:42:

As an answer to: About Ralesk... written by AJ at 04 Apr 2003 13:46:22:

>>AJ, what do you know about Ralesk? Why is he here?
>What do I know about Ralesk? Hmmmm
>1) His real name is Frankie. Sister Sledge released a song in the 1980's asking if he remembered them. He didn't.

But it's not a nickname for 'Francis' - Edgar Winter did a kicking instrumental about him, as well.

>2) He's small. Real small. So small that he can stap a saddle on a cat and ride said pussy cat to school.

And I thought he had nothing to do with pussies.

>3) He's got two left feet - literally. It's hell for him to go shopping for shoes!

And hard to walk, too, since his feet are size 13s, even though he's less than 2 feet tall.

>That's all I knows and I can't knows no mores!

His primary vocation is as a Druidic missionary teaching Hungarian lace tatting to Eskimos.


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