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Re: You don't need it

Written by chImp at 14 Jun 2003 03:26:51:

As an answer to: Re: You don't need it written by Ivan at 14 Jun 2003 02:10:17:

OK, Ivan, nobody needs to be "coached" or "guided" here, especially by people that give useless (and potentially dangerous) advice (I don't want to start yet ANOTHER discussion about film canisters). Basically, I don't like Jim's patronizing tone. Sort of Godfather - tone "I did this for you", except no Godfather asks people to shove crap down your foreskin, oh maybe just for torture perhaps.

>That's being rather hypersenistive! For whatever reason (and Jim did not suggest that jake was a 'bad boy' for it), Jake did not keep up entirely with the exercises as regularle as even he acknowledged he should have.

OK, you really want this? Fine. Last month I got really curious about gay sex and I gave Ralesk (who I know is one of the biggest pervets on Earth) a phonecall (remember, I know his name, right?). He happened to live not far from where I was having my vacation (remember, I didn't post anything for two weeks?). We went into a greek bathhouse. First we gently rubbed each other with our sponges. The soap had a soothing, feminine scent. I could even smell his skin and imagine that he was a woman. He kissed me gently on my shoulder, yet I didn't reply. I still had some second thought about the sin I was indulging in. But I couldn't resist it. I nibbled his ear and bit the metal earring he was wearing. He moaned with pleasure, whispering "more....more.....". He grabbed my hand and dragged it towards his pounding treasure. Slow, I started touching and rubbing it.

Ivan, you have an erection, that means you're turned on by Chimp's story, oh my God you sick, sick pervert, this was just a homesexuality test. Anyone who got an erection reading this is a sick gay pervo.

>chImp, I don't know what's up here - first you make a sensible substantive post, then you get all protective and sensitive over Jake!? Next thing we know, you'll be describing your tour of Greek bathhouses with Ralesk.


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